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{"fact":"Cats lap liquid from the underside of their tongue, not from the top.","length":69}

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{"slip": { "id": 138, "advice": "Keep it simple."}}

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{"fact":"Cats have about 130,000 hairs per square inch (20,155 hairs per square centimeter).","length":83}

{"slip": { "id": 51, "advice": "It's wrong to be right."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 104, "advice": "Do, or do not. There is no try."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}

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