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{"slip": { "id": 32, "advice": "Everything in moderation, including moderation itself."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 97, "advice": "If you are ever in doubt about whether or not to wash your hair: Wash it."}}
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