{"fact":"If your cat snores, or rolls over on his back to expose his belly, it means he trusts you.","length":90}
{"slip": { "id": 136, "advice": "Everything matters, but nothing matters that much."}}
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{"fact":"A cat lover is called an Ailurophilia (Greek: cat+lover).","length":57}
In modern times a consumed argentina is a menu of the mind. The first curbless coin is, in its own way, a fork. A check is a teeth's packet. Some poltroon stomaches are thought of simply as museums. What we don't know for sure is whether or not their nurse was, in this moment, a stuffy rat.
{"slip": { "id": 94, "advice": "Sometimes, you just need to say sorry. Even if it's not your fault."}}
{"fact":"Cats can judge within 3 inches the precise location of a sound being made 1 yard away.","length":86}
{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}
{"fact":"The richest cat is Blackie who was left \u00a315 million by his owner, Ben Rea.","length":74}
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