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The Golden Age is the third studio album by American alternative rock band Cracker. It was released on April 2, 1996, by Virgin. Three singles were released from the album: \"I Hate My Generation,\" \"Nothing to Believe In,\" and \"Sweet Thistle Pie.\"
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